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(Source: mikillpane, via beardedandblack)
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Black Leonidas.
Looks like a fuckin’ warrior. *womb explosion*
Submitted by: paulbabyjesus
Condoms are my homies
me: stop looking at me like I’m a piece of meat
Him: I’m not looking at you like you’re a piece… How am I?
Me: your looking at me like you wanna eat me
Him. Oh. Well yea
(Source: thingsthatmakeyouhorny, via thingsthatmakeyouhorny)
and if that happens you know i like you…if you dont have that effect on me…well just go away